On my way back home after the gym yesterday, one of my neighbors approached me in tears. She wanted me to kill a bug. When I got there, I asked for a rolled-up newspaper and while she was getting it in the other room, I thought I would be all sneaky and smash it with my water bottle so it would be dead when she got back. I missed, the bug crawled behind the dryer, and I dropped my water bottle...
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