February 2012
14 posts
Shit My Boss Says
Employee: So is the idea to pitch liberal candidates or conservative candidates?
Boss: Put it this way: we’re a hammer. We might be pounding nails or staples, but the real idea is to have a good hammer.
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True story
I named my wi-fi network for my apartment “icanhearyouscrewing”
Checked nearby networks a couple of days ago.
Someone created a wi-fi network called “Sorry we are too loud”
Presented without comment →
JUST EFFING PAID OFF ONE OF MY EFFING CREDIT...
……EEEEFFFFFFFFF
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January 2012
20 posts
“Gay people are born into and belong to every society in the world. They are all...”
– Part of Hillary Clinton’s speech to the UN on LGBT rights ( gay .org.uk)
I love her.
(via waterwedoingtoday)
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johnjohnnyyjohn:
Reason I love working downtown #3471: at 7-11, and a crackhead tried to steal mY favorite dude who is a fat Kevin from the League/Seth Rogen doppelgänger chased her down, got the shit back. Convo ended with “dude she tried to steal cat food” and him saying “YA! Cat food and wine! What a great dinner she was looking for”
So many unfollows.
Why am I on this thing, again?
Sorry, dudes....
….starting to use this for work more. Dick = unfollow (unless I know you IRL).
<3 y’all!
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December 2011
16 posts
Do I know anyone in Portland?
That owns a couch and/or comfortable floor? And will be there this Spring-ishly?
As of today...
…for the first time in my career I have “Manager” in my title.
I’m Mr. Manager.
